Tuesday, July 21, 2009

38 weeks and 2 days to go....

(thank you so much for the picture, Kristi's sister Heather)

I think that if your belly button is now sticking out, your breasts are leaking, you cannot bother to groom "down there" when you go to the pool in your swimsuit and little kids run away from you in fear, when you change your own undies at least 4 times a day because of your lack of bladder control, and you are so constipated that you cannot distinguish gas pains from contractions, then you should go into labor immediately. Just a thought.

And guys, if that sentence bothered you or made you squeamish in anyway, than that means you should really be nice to your wives/girlfriends when they are pregnant, and also bring them really nice presents to the hospital when they have the baby. I am just giving you a nice reminder, because I know you guys need that sometime. Not that I am saying all this for selfish reasons, I am just saying...

But I only have 2 more days to talk about being pregnant, so I am going to use my time wisely and for selfish, personal reasons. Thank you very much.

xoxo,t

5 comments:

Stacey said...

What a wonderful picture! You are too cool in your frank, forty and real life pregnancy...
I believe THAT is the biggest advantage to having babies later in life... The opportunity to be real and experience every moment & emotion... Love You & Praying for a safe & happy delivery!
XOXO,
S

Kristi Pohl said...

cutest pregnant belly ever!

Amanda M. said...

ha! you are one funny lady! i'd forgotten all those lovely things that occur at the end there. :)

Melanie said...

So, so SO excited for you! You do have the cutest pregnant belly! Enjoy these last 2 days of uncomfortable bliss! Praying for a safe & speedy delivery, can't wait to see pics of your new baby girl!

Melanie said...

i hope jed brings you a very big awesome present. a diamond? a coach purse? a new car? you deserve all of them.

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