Tuesday, July 21, 2009
38 weeks and 2 days to go....
I think that if your belly button is now sticking out, your breasts are leaking, you cannot bother to groom "down there" when you go to the pool in your swimsuit and little kids run away from you in fear, when you change your own undies at least 4 times a day because of your lack of bladder control, and you are so constipated that you cannot distinguish gas pains from contractions, then you should go into labor immediately. Just a thought.
And guys, if that sentence bothered you or made you squeamish in anyway, than that means you should really be nice to your wives/girlfriends when they are pregnant, and also bring them really nice presents to the hospital when they have the baby. I am just giving you a nice reminder, because I know you guys need that sometime. Not that I am saying all this for selfish reasons, I am just saying...
But I only have 2 more days to talk about being pregnant, so I am going to use my time wisely and for selfish, personal reasons. Thank you very much.
Posted by Tracy at 6:03 AM