Domestic, abandoned, neutered(once Male) short hair, mutt-breed
Goes by the name Donut - but I don't think he would care if you changed it
All shots up to date - $2500 for broken leg paid in full at Vet
Wakes you up every morning at 4am screaming loudly to be fed - and continues to scream even after fed.
Favorite place to lounge is on the dining room table - even when you have thrown him off 3 million times, squirted water on him, threatened his life and shot jelly beans at him - he gets right back up and then I think he gives you the finger(if he had them).
Chases cars, dogs, other cats and any other animal or thing he can find - just to be their friend.
Overly friendly and overly stupid.
Able to climb the tallest trees in the neighborhood - and 4 story buildings and loves watching Jed get the big ladder out for him.(ladder included with purchase of cat)
Lays in the middle of the street
Can unlatch most home windows to escape and then crawls in neighbors windows and wakes them up at 5am.
Hangs from the furnace chimney swaying on it until it breaks away from the vent - causing said furnace to vent into house and start possible furnace on fire - causing Carbon Monoxide to fill the house - causing our alarm to scream "WARNING FIRE FIRE FIRE WARNING CARBON MONOXIDE LEAK CARBON MONOXIDE LEAK EMERGENCY EVACUATE NOW FIRE FIRE FIRE - STUPID CAT STUPID CAT" at 5am. Causing 7 emergency crews to WAKE UP the entire neighborhood. When we evacuated the house, I think I noticed him trotting happily to freedom with a damn smile on his face like his whole escape plan worked. Or perhaps he is trying to kill us - as I have noticed 2 kitchen knives missing this week.
Did I mention he is very friendly and cute?
FREE to a good and well-adjusted home.