Thursday, August 6, 2009

Kewl Sheet...

I want to share with you some of my favorite things that Astrid and I received in the hospital.
Seriously, how cool is this diaper cake??? Thank you to my SIL, Amy D. LOVE it and very useful! As a mom who hadn't purchased any diapers yet - this cake rocked my world and did not add to my muffin top that I now have post-pregnancy. Sweet. Only thing I would change is I would burn the pacifier. They are from the devil I tell ya and I avoid them at all costs.
Okay, how about this bracelet that Kristi MADE for me - hand stamped with my 3 girls initials and their birthstones. Thank you for staying up until 3am to make this for me. I love you. Will you marry me when our husbands die and we become lesbians? Anyway...
Okay - so now that I have 3 kids, I decided it was finally time to drop by Playgirl subscription, so thankfully I received this bit of porn from my good friend Tiernee instead to help me pass the time, and get orgasmic over motherhood instead of men.
Yeah right, like mine would ever do that? My husband evidently likes his wife bitchy, nagging, hormonal, wearing horns when he enters the room, and just plain evil since he brought me nothing to the hospital.

xoxo,t

3 comments:

hopefaithlove said...

GREAT GIFTS! I did not get anything as cool as that.

Love the new heading.

Melanie said...

You are too cute & I love the blog post title!
And that new header picture is adorable! Your pictures always make me think no one screams or cries or throws tantrums in your house...

Kristi Pohl said...

you are a scream....like there wouldn't be women standing in line to be your life partner....and I could never compete with Gwen...and Mike is going to live to be at least 100-the way he takes care of himself...

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