Wednesday, April 14, 2010
I Wonder Wednesday...
I have spent my day wondering things....
Like I wonder how many starving children I could feed when I look at the amount of food that ends up on my floor instead of Astrid's mouth.
I wonder how we live and accept so much excess.
I wonder when Eloise and I won't fight in the mornings. Tomorrow? Please.
I wonder if I will ever sleep more than 2 hours at a time again.
I wonder how much botox will cost to fill in the number 11 on my forehead.
Or why when I spell forehead, I usually forget the e.
I wonder why there are 2 ways to spell capital. Or is it capitol? See, I wonder why I cannot get that.
I wonder if in 1987, my parents thought that their tolerance to alcohol was like totally awesome and impressive as they could down like 8 bloody marys and not feel a thing, as I wonder if they knew I had filled most of their bottles with water before I left for college?(you know, to make it look like they were still full....)
I wonder if I am the only adult American female who hates Glee? I was a cheerleader and an honor student in high school and not once did I ever break into song, nor did anyone else. And I wonder why they wear their cheerleader uniforms all the flipping time? We never did. I wonder if they do not own normal clothing. This also makes me wonder if I am the only one who also did not appreciate high school musical. I wonder if I am the only mom that took it out of the DVD player and smashed it into a 1000 pieces in front of my kids after it was only on for like 3 minutes because those kids on that movie were FREAKS. I also wonder if I am the only person on the planet who has no clue who Taylor Swift is?
I wonder how old my kids think I am as Eloise asked me today if I had TV and other electronics when I was a little girl "in the olden days".
..and then I don't have to wonder why I drink a lot of wine after they go to bed.
What are you wondering about today?
Posted by Tracy at 9:29 PM